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Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re covering drafting, baller hotels, wedding bands, and more.
I have three children and they are loud. Just so fucking loud. They're the loudest creatures on the face of the Earth, howler monkeys included.
Excerpted from Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood, which makes a great Father's Day gift for foul-mouthed dads everywhere.
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I was close, Bill Belichick. I was thissss close to spending an entire NFL season free of Tebowmania, or Tebow Time, or whatever fucking brand stamp ESPN
Okay, that's it for this week's live bag. Sorry for the tech fuckups. Recap below.
I like that the story says, "one golfer had attacked another on the course in what could be a scene out of the comedy film, Caddyshack." I don't remember that movie having any stabbing scenes.
It's horrible. And it's even worse when you have a clear shot to pass both trucks from the left lane and the truck behind decides to pass just as you're coming up. Seriously, asshole? I was about to fly through this thing, now I gotta sit here at 65mph behind your logging truck while you pull aside Jethro and talk…
With the burn comes the mental anguish of knowing your burned the popcorn and that there's NOTHING you can do about it. You can either sift through the bowl and eat the five unburnt pieces, or you can make a whole other bag, and no one ever has the heart to make a whole other bag. Because what if THAT one burns? …
It would be more entertaining but the the league would never agree to an R-rated broadcast because it would exclude young fans and the league needs young fans to watch hockey and want to play it so that they, in turn, can one day reach the NHL and call other players TITFUCKER from the box.