Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Denver Broncos

Some people are fans of the Denver Broncos. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Denver Broncos. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. » 8/19/14 11:46am Yesterday 11:46am

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Oakland Raiders

Some people are fans of the Oakland Raiders. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Oakland Raiders. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. » 8/18/14 11:52am Monday 11:52am

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Kansas City Chiefs

Some people are fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. » 8/15/14 11:42am Friday 11:42am

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: San Diego Chargers

Some people are fans of the San Diego Chargers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the San Diego Chargers. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. » 8/14/14 11:33am Thursday 11:33am

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New Orleans Saints

Some people are fans of the New Orleans Saints. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New Orleans Saints. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. » 8/13/14 11:47am 8/13/14 11:47am

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Carolina Panthers

Some people are fans of the Carolina Panthers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Carolina Panthers. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. » 8/12/14 11:52am 8/12/14 11:52am

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Some people are fans of the Tampa Bay Bucs. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Tampa Bay Bucs. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. » 8/11/14 12:16pm 8/11/14 12:16pm

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Atlanta Falcons

Some people are fans of the Atlanta Falcons. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Atlanta Falcons. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. » 8/08/14 12:03pm 8/08/14 12:03pm

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Indianapolis Colts

Some people are fans of the Indianapolis Colts. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Indianapolis Colts. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. » 8/07/14 2:31pm 8/07/14 2:31pm

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Houston Texans

Some people are fans of the Houston Texans. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Houston Texans. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. » 8/06/14 2:41pm 8/06/14 2:41pm

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Jacksonville Jaguars

Some people are fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. » 8/05/14 3:02pm 8/05/14 3:02pm

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Tennessee Titans

Some people are fans of the Tennessee Titans. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Tennessee Titans. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. » 8/04/14 2:40pm 8/04/14 2:40pm

NFL Writers Just Can't Stop Marveling At Horseshit Contract Numbers

So Andy Dalton agreed to a contract extension with the Bengals, and even though the details of that deal have yet to be released, there was no shortage of football types gladly passing along the numbers as if they were real. Here: » 8/04/14 12:34pm 8/04/14 12:34pm

Asshole Cannot Find Pen, Writes Entire NYT Trend Piece About It

Even by the standards of fake trend pieces in the The New York Times, today's column in about "The Demise of the Pen" in—where else?—the fashion and style section is exceptionally breathtaking in its presumptuousness. Join me now and marvel as writerer Nick Bilton turns a moment of sheer banality into a full-blown… » 7/24/14 10:08am 7/24/14 10:08am